Sunday hunter. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. See more ideas about hunting humor, deer hunting humor, deer hunting. Read on and check out the best jokes for kids! She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. A spider" to which the blind man replied "step on it" Wheelchair gang rise up. Whether you need to break up the monotony of a action-less morning in the treestand, cheer up a buddy who missed all day, or break the ice with someone inexperienced with hunters, here are 10 deer hunting jokes. John sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." You don't know what you are missing. John sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." ... a homely place for the best and worst of jokes that make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! One finally landed on the fence of the farm across from the lake. u/umdas. There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. ... A blind man and a man in a wheelchair are having a conversation. 119. The man in the wheelchair says: "hey look! John walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Mary couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. We’ve casted about for the funniest fishing jokes, puns, and one-liners out there, and we’ve found some whoppers. Here you’ll find almost 200 funny jokes for kids to get your little ones laughing out loud. A lawyer from California was duck hunting between a lake, and a farm. Archery Contest Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM..... ROBIN HOOD!!! The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. They arrive at the hunting site. save hide report. Ever tried blind archery? If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don’t worry! The crowd cheers! They arrive at the hunting site. The Lawyer was a bad shot, and scared all the ducks into the air. One Sunday a Minister feigned illness so he could go deer hunting. That morning he shot a good sized 14-point buck! John walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Mary couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. Blind Pilots Joke Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. 63 of them, in fact! Ever tried blind archery? Posted by. Sep 11, 2019 - Explore Michele's board "Deer hunting humor" on Pinterest. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. share. You might even crack yourself up, too. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. From animals one-liners to food puns and anything gross in between, this list covers all bases on what kids find hilarious. A big list of wheelchair jokes! In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2 months ago. Close. 6 comments.